from Graham

on bug bites
"I have so many bug bites, mom. I'm UPLOADING the itchiness now."


first morning thoughts
Graham crawls into bed with me and Claire

graham: "Mom, I want a Claire action figure."
me: (while still trying to sleep) "a what???"
graham: "You know, a Clairebee action figure."
"Her secret weapon would be a diaper cannon bomb!"